Saturday, July 14, 2007

Eviction Notice

Your mother is issuing a notice for EVICTION. Tenant will have 2 more weeks in which you can either gather all belongings and promptly vacate the premises, or wait until the final day. After which, you will be physically removed from the property.

You are being evicted due to breech of contract and destruction of property. Expansions only to the FRONT of the house, within reasonable limits, were discussed. Not only have these limits been exceeded, but additions to the back of the house were also made!

Remodeling and gutting of the home was never approved, nor was changing the initial layout and base structure. And due to property damage, there are now leaks in both the upper AND lower levels of the home. On top of which, the landlord has received numerous complaints about nightly disturbances.

Failure to comply with the notice will result in immediate and forceful removal at mommy's discretion.

10 comments:

Ashley said...

Hilarious! I love it!

The Stanford Family said...

This is so cute!!!!

April Carrasco said...

That is great! Too true, but hilarious!

Anonymous said...

Love this... too funny, but oh so true!
~Jamie

Kristin said...

Haha!! That is SO funny!!!

Anonymous said...

that is fantastic!!!!

cayce noble

Kristin said...

I'm so glad Will listened to you...what a good baby he already!! :)

April Carrasco said...

I want to see pictures! Congrats guys!

Ashley said...

We can't wait to see Will

Anonymous said...

THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I HAVE EVER READ AND OH SO TRUE. YOU ARE REALLY GETTING THE HOUSE BACK IN SHAPE THOUGH! I WISH I ONLY HAD 15 LBS TO LOOSE SINCE LANCE WAS BORN!